Just for the record, I usually have employment of a type but can never seem to get anything permanent - you know where they might have to treat you like some sort of human being who gets sick once every five years, or would benefit from a holiday in their adult life, or who still needs to eat during the month of August. So anyway, becomming disenchanted with the overly-literal nature of my current 'zero-hours contract', I have been trying to get in early on the tried-and-tested Christmas Job route to more steady employment (or at least temporary solvency and seasonal lack of humiliation). First stop, the Post Office - oh wait, they're going to make me look like a scab and get me lynched. Fear not! Something will offer me long hours stacking boxes for minimum wage...except all such work seems to get snapped-up before I can even apply for it. All of them also highlight the (entirely immoral) lower minimum wage for workers under 18 which can't be a good sign for my 22-and-over ass. Anyway this search for thankless hard-labour led me to today's best find (in terms of entertainment) - a job post from the local John Lewis (who recently rejected my, highly irritating, online application in less than 24 hours) which raises several questions:
a) did they reject my application because they had no staff capable of reading it?
b) why would a large organisation with a tediously exacting and constant recruitment system hire an unknown for one night?
c) location of what?
d) please explain the mysterious nature of the relationship between training and experience
Enjoy:
Wage
£6.50 PER HOUR
Hours
9 A WEEK, ONE NIGHT ON 22/10, BETWEEN 10PM-7AM
Location
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Duration
Temporary
Date posted
13 October 2009
Pension details
No details held
Description
This Local Employment Partnership employer shares information about new starters with Jobcentre Plus for statistical purposes only. See www.dwp.gov.uk for more information. This vacancy is being advertised on behalf of The Best Connection who is operating as an employment business. Must have good communication skills and be numerate. Must adhere to company dress code. Must live close by due to location. Previous experience as full training will be given, Duties will include scanning the products on the shelves in supermarket. This is position is temporary for one night only.
How to apply
You can apply for this job by telephoning 02920 494700 and asking for John Lewis.